caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via kingcailans)

sihah:

bonus:

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(via turianfetish)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via tequilaselaiz)

  • me: making my way downtown
  • me: walking fast
  • bioware fandom: this LI's sexuality choice is shitty and oppresive!
  • me: walking faster

(Source: givethecure, via movealongmachere)

heuristicallyprogrammed asked: You said you were open to drawing ideas? What about Lopez and Sheila on a romantic date? Then Caboose sees them and is heartbroken because that's his nice tank lady.

heartbleats:

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Sheeeeila! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!

poor guy.

the heat radiating off my face could probably heat my apartment for the whole winter

(Source: liartownusa, via codename-hawkeye)

Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now (Anonymous or Not)

(Source: askboxmemes, via christstan)

iron-bae:

I dont know whats better. That Cullen has his own tower or that you can jump onto it

(via glitchfemme)

the-geeky-intorvert:

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

What the fuck, now I feel bad for an enemy in a horror game.

(via the-geeky-introvert)

no one should have to be this sunburnt

finish this sentence bioware edition

cochisemason:

spicyshimmy:

you will lead them or f

INE DWARVEN CRAFTS, STRAIGHT FROM ORZAMMAR

(via spicyshimmy)

gosh i just really love slouchy shirts

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via assassinsneedlovetoo)