how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
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You said you were open to drawing ideas? What about Lopez and Sheila on a romantic date? Then Caboose sees them and is heartbroken because that's his nice tank lady.
Sheeeeila! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!
the heat radiating off my face could probably heat my apartment for the whole winter
I dont know whats better. That Cullen has his own tower or that you can jump onto it
im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world
What the fuck, now I feel bad for an enemy in a horror game.
finish this sentence bioware edition
you will lead them or f
INE DWARVEN CRAFTS, STRAIGHT FROM ORZAMMAR
gosh i just really love slouchy shirts
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life