if the Warden is in the game I want them to be accompanied by one of their companions who says all their lines
warden: *tries to talk but a dragon roars*
companion: “oh, you said we should do such and such? what a great idea”
warden: *says something quietly that can’t be heard over the waterfall*
companion: “SHE SAID WE SHOULD STOP AND MAKE CAMP HERE”
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
men who refuse to play as a woman in a video game are weak and pathetic
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i feel like this is older than me
Look at this relic
Fucking fossil lol
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sending friends sad otp songs and waiting for them to get upset like
LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS
IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY
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Lynx footsies are mostly floof
He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.
My role models
I won’t sell it to them. I refuse.